Saaspocalypse

My name is Anonymous. I am a Software engineer.

And let me tell you: our work is profoundly, hilariously doomed.

I used to write artisanal, farm-to-table code. Now I spend 80% of my day reviewing Pull Requests generated by an AI that apologizes too much, and the other 20% trying to remember why we needed a hyper-scalable microservice for a "Contact Us" form.

The SaaS bubble didn't just pop; it evaporated. The infinite VC funding dried up, the ping-pong tables were repossessed, and we realized we spent a decade building software to optimize the software that manages the software. The snake has officially eaten its own tail.

I bought this domain because the golden age is over. And honestly?

I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do when I get older